Michelle Bachmann, At It Again! (VIDEO)

Crazy meets crazy, but sometimes, the first crazy says to the second crazy, "You're too crazy for me, I'm outta here!"

It's always fun to poke fun at Michelle Bacmann's utter-stupidity, and by extension the people she represents because they elected her, even AFTER she threw herself into crazy mode.

I've been developing a conspiracy theory about Michelle Bachmann. Could it be that she actually doesn't believe what she is saying, but wants national attention and fame that she just keep coming out to say it, and knows she has an ear- and mouthpiece on Fox News? I can understand her wanting to be famous; there are 435 representatives and locals fail to hear anything about the lower folks on the totem pole because nobody wants to talk to them. So what she does is go out and say crazy shit, gets the audience to follow what she is saying, and videos on YouTube skyrockets as she is consistently passed around, such as I am doing right now, and gets national attention and fame. It works, and therefore she keeps doing it. So that's my conspiracy theory: she really is an intellectual conservative that makes sense to her colleagues and other folks in private and makes a character in public, much like Stephen Colbert. However, if you're not conservative, you already know, he's joking.

I know what you're thinking, and I agree. My theory couldn't possibly be true. To go out in public and claim the Census is going to be used to round-up folks of an undesired race (maybe crazy white women?) is downright silly. To claim further that there should be a question to weed out illegal immigrants by asking "Are you an American citizen?" is downright hilarious. If I were an illegal immigrant, with everything else being equal, you know what I would do when I got my Census survey and it asked me that question? I would lie, and mark "Yes". There, it's now official and no harm can be done to me. Oh wait, there is harm: the statistics are now wrong. We now have no illegal immigration problem. Well, I guess problem solved? Of course, I overly simplified the situation, but the census is not for finding out how many citizens and non-citizens we have, but to find out the current demographics are in particular areas, and adjusting the seats in Congress accordingly. Sure, some states will benefit from illegal populations, but those states have been benefiting for more than the last Census in 2000. most illegal immigrants won't even be filling one out because they can't physically own property or most of the time rent property, so Michelle, I think you lose that argument, mainly because you're FROM MINNESOTA.

Again, even I don't believe my theory, but it was worth a shot, huh? I can dream of a less stupid world can't I? Or will I continually face stupid speech in this world, particularly from one Michelle Bachmann? Oh well, at least I can blog about her and say mean things and she really can't do anything about it.

Michelle Bachmann... Part Deux

I found this video while surfing HuffPost:



So what is it with this woman? Is she Joe McCarthy reincarnated? Is it some weird ritual that put his soul into her body, like in The Mummy 2? What is it with her? She spews hate like she's a hate-breathing dragon. I get she has her views on the world, but do they have to be so utterly extreme? Does she have to tell the poor confused moderate part of the country that "re-education camps" are what Obama wants to do? Does she realize that she uses words that are intentionally loaded? Does she not understand that people will take her words literally? Does she not understand that people are dying taking words literally (e.g. the Koran)?

I thought when Barack Obama was elected by a large margin over Old Man and Crazy Hypocrite, the country had agreed that right-wing policies were failing the country as a whole. I guess not, seeing as how left-wing policies need to be stopped at all costs! We cannot elect a liberal-centrist and allow him to change the country the way he sees it! Don't be silly, we elect a liberal, but they must follow conservative agendas. That's how the US works.

Wrong. That's how Michelle Bachmann thinks the country works. Lucky for the rest of us, she doesn't get much of a say int eh House of Reps, seeing she is the in the minority of the minority.

She needs to go away. She needs to get out of national politics. Resign, or something. The Radio hosts says at the beginning of the movie that she hopes MB runs against Amy Klobuchar in 2012 for the Senate seat. I hope she does, because Amy Klobuchar has a bigger chance to win the entire state than Michelle Bachmann can squeeze out in her own district. Then she'll be out of the House and Senate! One can only hope.

However, there is one upside to her spouting off her mouth: She and people like Sarah Palin keep putting their feet further down their mouths, digging the hole of the über-conservative part of the Republican party deeper and deeper.

I guess I'll keep up my crusade against stupid speech. I'll be keeping my eye on her. Don't think Part Deux the last...

Good News on the Prop 8 Front/Michelle "Idiot" Bachmann

This news story that came out today is good news on the Prop 8 front. The California Supreme Court is going to hear a few cases regarding Prop 8:

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20081120/ap_on_re_us/gay_marriage_lawsuits;_ylt=ArbHuc46jAtVeAdFSOo.W4MXIr0F

I really hope that the decision will be the same, even though the argument has to be tweaked slightly. From my understanding, the cases presented by the plaintiffs will be more on the side of how the proposition was worded and presented to amend the California State Constitution. The presentation will have the principles of discrimination behind it though, and I'm sure the spirit of the current protests around the country. According to the article, CSC has overturned some initiatives because of their wording with respect to an amendment or a constitutional revision. I hope they decide on the side of NO DISCRIMINATION in California and tell all religious institutions they have no business in state affairs.

Also good news for the gays: Connecticut has just begun marrying after following California with their own Supreme Court decision to allow same sex marriage. This is exceptional, because about a third of Connecticut is part of New York City's Metro area, so a lot of people work in New York, but live in Connecticut. I'm not sure where I was going with this, but it's good nonetheless. Hopefully they won't have to deal with the same thing California is dealing with in 2 years. Although, I wouldn't be surprised.

On another note, I'd like to present you with something that mystifies my concept of intelligence and ignorance:

Exhibit A: Rep. Michelle Bachmann (R-MN) on Hardball a couple of weeks before the election:

Now, about 4 weeks and a reelection to the House later, she appeared on Hannity and Colmes (bleh). May I present Exhibit B:

I seriously feel bad for Minnesota's 6th Congressional district. She won a plurality of the vote, but not by much, with a third party candidate garnering 10% of the vote. Although, on the other hand, they did vote for her, so they get what they want. They get a retarded, idiotic, ignorant, idiot of a woman that obviously doesn't understand QUOTING, VIDEO, and TRANSCRIPTS on the wondrous inventions older than her called the TELEVISION. Regardless of what she intended to say, she said what she said, and it's too late to go back and change your meaning, especially we all know what she meant in the first place. To then go back and call what she said "urban legend" when it came from her own MOUTH is utterly ridiculous. What is she now, a part time tall-tale teller? Did she just do what we all dream of doing by crating her own urban legend beyond mythic proportions? Does she believe she's performing Jedi mind tricks on Alan Colmes to change his mind in an instant? Does she believe she can do magic and make it disappear? I can tell it is none of these. She's just a retard in the United States House of Representatives. Even though she represents only a portion of the people of Minnesota, she still votes for the entire country. Please vote present, Michelle! We don't want you to hurt yourself!

One last thing: Since when has the United States Government overtly allowing such "special needs" people into it?